698-5519:

lol: lots of lesbians

rotfl: really open to friendly lesbians

lmao: lesbians make awesome omelettes

omg: oh my girls

ily: i love yuri

wtf: where’s the females

fyi: females… yes… interesting…

sorryexcuseforsorry:

"I PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH YOUR DOOR BECAUSE I’M AN ARTIST" (2014)

sorryexcuseforsorry:

"I PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH YOUR DOOR BECAUSE I’M AN ARTIST" (2014)

nietzschebitch:

morguefaerie:

fuck i ate a lot of macaroni rly late last night and now i’m bloated and my stomach hurts why would you do this to me macaroni? i trusted u

You’re just going to have to live with it. Theres nothing you can do to change the pasta

get out. just leave.

fuck i ate a lot of macaroni rly late last night and now i’m bloated and my stomach hurts why would you do this to me macaroni? i trusted u

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is slowly turning into a coral reef

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is slowly turning into a coral reef

✧ i'm a galaxy trapped in a faerie trapped in a human
✧ genderweird princess
✧ please use they/their or fae/faer pronouns
✧ i'm pip, nice to meet you!